weekend entailings;

included;

• beck;s music box
• health
• white wine
• vodka
• ruby woo
• deathly punch (drink not too the face)
• bruises
• cut lip
• cut up roof of mouth
• damage to tongue webbing piercing
• toothbrush down throat (only leading to coughing & over production of saliva rather than the actual intention of causing throwing up)
• being spoken dirty too (oh & french guy i looked up the translation of my name in english to french translator and it did not mean those dirty dirty things you claimed my name meant)
• breakfast at cantina
• snot on dress
• still kind of drunk at work leading to not hearing customers properly & most likely causing them a lot of frustration.
• way too good people.

obviously my weekend consisted of alcoholism leading me to feel lyk an old lady. i found a bottle of wine in my bag this morning, i;m so glad that i didn;t open it last night, otherwise i feel lyk i never would have recovered, that would then be called an 'epic fail'. i however want to live the 'epically good lifestyle'. the end.