Sunday, March 28, 2010

you & me baby;


the epic lifestyle includes;

TAB bets,

high waisted real tight black jeans,

snorting coke to get thin and not buy food because you only have $15 for two weeks,

barfing,

makeouts,

sick fixed gear bikes or 'fixies',

real cool watches,

mad beats,

giant building sized goon bags for those memorable times,

miniature donkey, for that long term investment, you know ?

Thursday, March 25, 2010

dear blog.

i;m retardedly drunk & going to fall asleep watching daria.
had an awesome bike ride, it was awesome.

Monday, March 22, 2010

STORMS !







today;s storm inspired me to look up photos of storms.
our house took some battering; water coming out through electrical sockets, light sockets, gate falling off hinges, couches on verandah soaked, dead microwave, bikes indoors, water down walls, leaks in roof.
i thoroughly enjoi watching storms however, they;re beautiful.

i can;t study, again.

Sunday, March 21, 2010

what happens when you move out of home;

i recently found out that my mother has created a facebook account.
simply so she can look on my profile, she even told me so.

i actually don;t even know what to say.

WILL MARRY YOU IF THESE ARE PROVIDED;







and if we lived among this;

Saturday, March 20, 2010

hurty legs !

so i rode my bike today to work, that did ok, i rode my bike home, that didn;t do so well.
i hope nobody i know actually sees me ride a bike because i;m possibly the worst bike rider i.e. i tried to turn a corner and ended up on grass, missing the pavement entirely and tried to cover my shock at how bad a move i had just made with a kind of casual smile lyk i had actually intended on pulling that move. i;m also horrible at mounting & dismounting. i really hope nobody sees me ride unless i;m on my bike because that;s when i look lyk a 'babe'.

however me riding has resulted in extremely sore legs. the rest of my afternoon started off ok, well i could walk. went out to the north perth bowls club, had an enjoyable evening, spent my night walking home dragging my right leg. my legs have not been in so much pain for so long, i actually started crying, i even fell over when trying to get up off my bed. the solution was eating a bowl of pasta bake, i don;t care what anyone says, i love it & it sat perfectly & felt me up in all the right places.

this blog has taken me about 30 minutes to write because there is a bag of twisties right next to me also and i keep having handfuls of them. om nom nom nom nom ! i;m going to go to bed, fall asleep watching the cat returns, sleep in & down painkillers so that i never have to feel my legs again. (twisties in hand then mouth).

p.s. virtuosity is a really weird movie. the special effects are priceless.

Friday, March 19, 2010

bike ride

i went on my second bike ride today, to get off my butt, only to sit on my butt but have the additional aspect of moving legs.
i think i rename the bike, 'black stallion' or maybe even just 'the stallion' yeh i think i lyk that one better. it;s all black with mustard yellow on the tyres, the previous owner (weinor) named it 'black beauty' and after putting a $50 deposit down it became mine.

yesterday was my first bike ride in i;d say about a few months, no soft seat = being taken advantage of. however if you stand up the seat can rub up the right way at the gentlest touch. even though my whole groin/butt area feels lyk it;s bruised & when poked (not entirely sure as to why it would be poked ?) i squirm, i continued on with my trek. i thoroughly enjoi riding around the back streets, i see all these houses i hope never change or become modernized. i;ve seen one 'modernisationed' house across from hyde park, it really just DOES NOT work. classic stylez are best.

half got lost but i managed to find my way by going 'ok i went downhill down this street so if i go uphill in whatever street i come across i;ll get to somewhere i know'. i think i;m getting better at this whole directions thing. last time i was in morley trying to get my youth allowance i got lost for an hr wearing black pants and stuck in the sun, no shade and i mean no shade and i;m pretty sure that;s the sweatiest i;ve ever gotten. not to mention smelling awful. you know how you get to the stage of smelling bad lyk 'oh there;s a tad b.o popping up here', then you go past that little tad to PUTRID. i was that person, i spent $12 on a new clinically proven deoderant (now it just stops me from sweating but not from smelling, so i guess clare is right in saying i have a smell problem, maybe). but the thing was i shouldn;t have gotten lost because my iphone has GPS which told me all the streets and the EXACT path to take, only i didn;t get it, resulting in me on the verge of tears, sweating, smelling & looking unpleasant. my groinal area was even wet, but not in the good way, the way i would have preferred it to have been. i kind of forgot to the point of relating this story to my current story, i guess the moral could be i;m awful with reading maps and anything with directions.

i stopped by a playground and sat on the swings, it felt pleasant until i realised i;d skulled a full milk coffee before going to get me pumped up ! and then i started feeling a bit queeezy, and somehow retardely enough i got a cramp in my left leg from not really even moving it. i thereby decided to get off the swing and move onto sitting down and gazing on the parkland. the first thing i thought of was 'is this parkland over an old rubbish site?' i learnt about these things, most parklands are made over old rubbish tip sites as there;s nothing you can do with the waste anymore except cover it. neat-o ! but sometimes when i;m alone and i can see nobody there, i kind of get amazed at the fact that there;s over 6 billion people in the world and i;m 1 of those 6 billion people and i;m standing alone in this one place and nobody else is there & this place is great. i enjoi thinking about things lyk that, it;s pleasant to my brain.

i rode home and collapsed on the couch, i feel real dizzy now. i probably shouldn;t have skulled that coffee and then rode real fast and then went on a swing and then pondered about parks being built over rubbish sites (though i do wonder whether the world will push it all back out and the core would laugh in our faces for being so stoopid about our waste, i just imagine an orange perfect circle ball with a great face lol'ing) hopefully by then though me and the core would be great friends & would spare me my life.

i;m now going to make pasta bake and salad and go om nom nom nom nom because i haven;t yet had a proper meal today and it;s 6;03pm.